ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
I'm passing your future prison.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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