at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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