i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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