This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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