K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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