So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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