Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
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