the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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