Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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