Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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