im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
birth control should be required to get into college
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
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