Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I need moral support for this bender
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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