so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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