Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
