girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I forgot how hot balto sounded
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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