what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Randomize
