This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Randomize
