I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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