You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
