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One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.

(503): View more from Oregon

By 8 I mean 9.

(503): View more from Oregon

And by 9 I mean 10.

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Doesnt necessarily mean she gets laid frequently...coulda been one big gangbang and by gangbang I mean orgy and by orgy I mean cum dumpster

Submitted by tangerineballs on Jul 9, 10 at 1:55pm

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wow, if 10 were at the same place, how many have you actually slept with?

Submitted by tonyg729 on Jul 9, 10 at 1:08pm

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Your dad didn't hug you enough, did he?

Submitted by piebald on Jul 9, 10 at 3:17pm

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I'm going with 100 plus

Submitted by superhead on Jul 9, 10 at 1:11pm

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Portland, Oregon: the littlest big city. It's a huge place but you can't go five blocks without seeing someone familiar!

Submitted by Rosencrantz on Jul 9, 10 at 2:14pm

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So either you can't count straight or you're getting laid as you're texting.

Submitted by CAAF on Jul 9, 10 at 2:39pm

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My question is were these men attractive. I love Portland but its seriously lacking.

Submitted by leahclare on Jul 9, 10 at 2:16pm

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...and by reality I mean dream.

Submitted by Howyouudoinn on Jul 9, 10 at 1:29pm

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My area code! Not sure how proud I am. But way to go anyway.

Submitted by stephcyanide on Jul 9, 10 at 6:01pm

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I think she means they keep showing up....

Submitted by sarahjay on Jul 9, 10 at 3:07pm

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Whore much?

Submitted by whiteknave on Jul 9, 10 at 1:28pm

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- No, actually, not at all. Takes two to tango. If she's a whore, then what would you call the guys she slept with ? (I'd even go so far as to say, WOW! They had sex, too! Must be whores.) -- and the writer may or may not be a girl to begin with. Gasp...
  
  Submitted by Chuck_Blaeser on Jul 10, 10 at 12:38am
  
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  - Shut up Chuck.
    
    Submitted by helloamerica11 on Jul 12, 10 at 4:18am
    
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  - But what if the guys who humped her only had sex once in their life? I guess they wouldnt be whores.
    
    Submitted by urallstupid on Jul 13, 10 at 9:37am
    
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  - Remember, A key who opens a lot of locks is a master key, but a lock opened by many keys is a shitty lock.
    
    Submitted by wdrake3 on Jul 15, 10 at 12:23pm
    
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Portland ftw

Submitted by BalackOBombsUs on Jul 9, 10 at 1:05pm

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Ron Jeremy's Club Sessions?

Submitted by satravels on Jul 9, 10 at 7:26pm

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Double kill.... Triple kill.... Kill-tacular...OWNAGE!!

Submitted by JinxMK on Jul 9, 10 at 6:15pm

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I don't mean to be judgemental but....SLUT!

Submitted by alcamatous on Jul 11, 10 at 7:35am

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no, 11.... no, 12..... oh fuck they're all here! DEAR LORD THE HUMANITY

Submitted by MissVenom on Jul 10, 10 at 1:26am

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dirty whore

Submitted by marsho on Jul 9, 10 at 1:47pm

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- dipshit...
  
  Submitted by Chuck_Blaeser on Jul 10, 10 at 12:35am
  
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  - die in a fire
    
    Submitted by marsho on Jul 10, 10 at 8:18am
    
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Maybe you should stop being a whore

Submitted by 1989toyotapickup on Jul 9, 10 at 2:24pm

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- never stop being a whore
  
  Submitted by thegrandlebowski on Jul 9, 10 at 3:13pm
  
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Maybe she went to college in Portland!

Submitted by wafflecopter on Jul 9, 10 at 2:06pm

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What a hor-ible person.

Submitted by lemonjuice on Jul 9, 10 at 2:28pm

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- What in the world has this person done wrong? You're a horrible person to judge.
  
  Submitted by Chuck_Blaeser on Jul 10, 10 at 12:37am
  
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Gotta love the sluts

Submitted by Franzallday on Jul 9, 10 at 11:32pm

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ill mt. her hood

Submitted by oregon_donor on Jul 9, 10 at 3:49pm

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You had sex with ten guys last night at a party? Fun party

Submitted by anonymou on Jul 9, 10 at 1:21pm

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Ohhh that's were my Herps cam from

Submitted by mike8121 on Jul 11, 10 at 7:31pm

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Sarajay, they can't keep showing up if she saw them last night. I think she was either just being silly or actually did forget who she saw.

Submitted by smokemonster on Jul 10, 10 at 12:57am

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C.c..c...c COMBO BREAKER!!!!!

Submitted by Osnap on Jul 9, 10 at 2:02pm

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Hahaa this is actually written in a very funny manner

Submitted by firedancersirka on Jul 9, 10 at 2:58pm

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Lol tangerine

Submitted by wafflecopter on Jul 9, 10 at 2:05pm

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Hey, at least you're getting laid frequently. More than most of us can say.

Submitted by arthurlux on Jul 9, 10 at 1:09pm

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I appreciate this. Of course I also liked Chelsea handler's "My Horizontal Life" where she talked about all her one nights. How about calling Chels a whore? Dare ya?

Submitted by brendamarie81 on Jul 10, 10 at 1:44pm

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Oregon...everybody knows everybody and the dating pool gets very small very quickly if you start checking out your family tree.

Submitted by hmjohnson92 on Jul 10, 10 at 3:24am

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Aaaawkwaarrrd!

Submitted by helenoftroy on Jul 9, 10 at 1:07pm

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Maybe you shouldn't be a slut.

Submitted by MrK on Jul 10, 10 at 12:52am

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And by guys, I mean girls.

Submitted by marymarymary on Jul 11, 10 at 11:18am

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One does what one can.

Submitted by tangerineballs on Jul 10, 10 at 12:22am

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Love Oregon_donor!

Submitted by ladygwen on Jul 10, 10 at 9:34pm

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And by 10 I mean.... O f**k it I lost count

Submitted by Vince128 on Jul 10, 10 at 12:03am

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LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!

Submitted by mencar on Jul 10, 10 at 7:48pm

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Lol tangerineballs

Submitted by boolou on Jul 10, 10 at 3:19am

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That's a whore for ya.

Submitted by smooth26 on Jul 9, 10 at 7:21pm

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Ha I fucking love Oregon text nothing better to do here then fuck and smoke pot

Submitted by nicky9988 on Jul 10, 10 at 10:57am

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well played, tangerineballs, well played,

Submitted by sway22 on Jul 9, 10 at 10:23pm

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By last night you mean you were gangbanged followed by screwing each of them individually right?

Submitted by cobra8645 on Jul 10, 10 at 12:42am

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How do you tell the area code?

Submitted by sam95119 on Jul 9, 10 at 6:32pm

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Stupid whore

Submitted by noah13 on Jul 11, 10 at 10:57pm

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No one is ever from sandy in these damn things.... Im from sandy

Submitted by mjhobo on Jul 9, 10 at 6:41pm

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Humm I live in Portland, and this sounds like a very whorish girl I know, she works at the Venue.

Submitted by Nova_Girl on Jul 10, 10 at 2:21pm

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Hahaha good 1

Submitted by kinda_bitchy303 on Jul 10, 10 at 3:31am

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Why are we assuming that the OP is a 'she'?

Submitted by ohgoodnessme on Jul 11, 10 at 12:56am

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the op is comparable to a pincushion -- that is to say, she's been pricked many times.

Submitted by TheNewGuy03 on Jul 10, 10 at 5:26am

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Portland Texas!? I live there! It's a freakin small town, I feel your pain:/

Submitted by Panther82 on Jul 9, 10 at 1:16pm

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- portland oregon
  
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And by 10 I mean a raging case of genital warts.

Submitted by patsfan5252 on Jul 11, 10 at 7:18am

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You should post some contact info. Im coming up to portland and might need some sex. Do you have a price sheet as well?

Submitted by wdrake3 on Jul 15, 10 at 12:20pm

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