He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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