Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Randomize
