I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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