JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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