she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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