Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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