flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?�
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