Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
you made out with another girl for some wings
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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