Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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