laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
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