Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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