So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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