508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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