butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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