i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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