i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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