Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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