Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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