I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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