i can't believe i had my finger in that
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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