me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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