Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us�
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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