There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Porn is love you can see.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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