the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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