You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i jhust puked up my retainher.
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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