the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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