I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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