Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
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