I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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