I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Randomize
